Falmouth 'Sole' Mate | Humorous Valentine's Gift For Him or Her

Falmouth 'Sole' Mate Valentine's novelty gift for him or for her: Tell someone you love them the Cornish way:

When it comes to love, don't flounder, give the fish that says it best, the Falmouth 'Sole' mate. This flatty is handcrafted by me from reclaimed wood (currently mahogany/sapele – woods of love), here in my workshop in Penryn. It's hand-cut, carved, sanded and oiled with Danish oil. It's woodwork as it's meant to be – a craftsman taking the time to make something special for you to give to the person who makes your knees quiver.

Your Falmouth 'Sole' mate comes with a delightful little pamphlet that shows just how to use this unique and special gift to woo the person of your dreams. As an extra nice touch, the product is neatly placed inside a special protective hessian love pouch—what an awesome gift.

If the best way (discounting food for the fellows out there), to your lover's heart is laughter, with the Falmouth flatty, you're halfway there – flowers, candles and smoochy tunes will do the rest.

Remember: If you want to make your feelings known, reach for the flatfish of feeling, the denizen of the deep and meaningful, the 'sole' of soul.

The Falmouth 'Sole' mate.

"If something's worth saying, say it with fish!"